Jess, the Brother.

In a family of five children, one of which is a boy, said boy is bound to have some interesting qualities. Exhibit A-

"Brother" is the blonde one.















"Brother" is also affectionately known as Jess. Jess has many wonderful qualities. One of which is that he doesn't mind being the center of attention-














In addition, Jess has been known on more than one occasion to shake his booty-

Note that Jess doesn't really have long blonde locks, but he is actually bald.

This being said, Jess is hands down the best brother ever. Plus Cari, his wife, is the best sister-in-law in the world. Jess and Cari: Winn family celebrities.