I learned a new joke today in Highlights magazine (I read classy literature). I would like to begin this series by citing some of my original favorite buffalo-related humor.
Q: What do you call a lazy buffalo?
A: A buffa-loafer
Q: What kind of shoes do buffalo wear?
A: Buffa-loafers
(That's kind of a two-fer)
Q: What did the mama buffalo say to her baby buffalo when he left for school?
A: Bi-son!
And last but certainly not least, this new gem of a joke I found today.
Q: What do you call a truck full of bison?
A: A buffa-load
And there you have it folks. This is why I teach Elementary School.
